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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 23.06.2025 01:50

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Next, they tried...

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Thumbs down again.

Caitlyn Jenner’s Israel Pride Parade Visit Disrupted by Iran War Breakout - The Hollywood Reporter

Still no good.

Then came..

No way

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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Apple Is About to Upgrade Your Current AirPods with Some Neat New Abilities - Gear Patrol

So they tried

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

They put up a sign reading

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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Nuts and Butts

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Spiraling with ChatGPT - TechCrunch

Everyone loved it.

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Another attempt resulted in ...

Why do some straight men like to suck dick but don't find other males attractive?

So, the docs changed it to read

Loons and Moons

No go.

2-year-old boy is swept away on luggage conveyor belt at Newark Airport in latest terror at beleaguered travel hub - New York Post

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Still no good

I see ugly guys dating gorgeous, "hot" women all the time. I, too, am not very attractive but I'm not doing well with the ladies. What's their secret?

Freaks and Cheeks

No, not a chance

Hysterias & Posteriors

Bond Yields Keeping Climbing. Governments Can Bring Them Down. - Barron's

Catatonics & High Colonics

Unacceptable again!

What are some things that children used to wait for, but are no longer common in today's society?

Just Forget it!

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Minds and Behinds

Analysis & Anal Cysts

share office space ...

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids