What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 23.06.2025 01:50

Next, they tried...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Thumbs down again.
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Still no good.
Then came..
No way
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
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So they tried
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
They put up a sign reading
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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Nuts and Butts
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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Everyone loved it.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Another attempt resulted in ...
Why do some straight men like to suck dick but don't find other males attractive?
So, the docs changed it to read
Loons and Moons
No go.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Still no good
Freaks and Cheeks
No, not a chance
Hysterias & Posteriors
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Catatonics & High Colonics
Unacceptable again!
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What are some things that children used to wait for, but are no longer common in today's society?
Just Forget it!
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Minds and Behinds
Analysis & Anal Cysts
share office space ...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids